1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:06,089 {\an8}[cheerful music] 2 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:13,179 {\an8}? ? 3 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,955 {\an8}- I'm taking some time off from work. 4 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,665 {\an8}Well, my other work. 5 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:45,128 {\an8}Because we needed it. 6 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,463 {\an8}- It's great. 7 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,882 {\an8}- It's great. 8 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,467 {\an8}- Phone's been ringing off the hook. 9 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,218 {\an8}The guys in Philly are kind of going nuts. 10 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,721 {\an8}- And that doesn't matter. 11 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:57,432 {\an8}This does. 12 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,226 {\an8}It's the only thing that matters. 13 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,811 {\an8}We've had some really nice days together. 14 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,688 {\an8}- Mm-hmm. 15 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:04,689 {\an8}Nice morning, too. 16 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,233 {\an8}- Beesly. Oh, my god. 17 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:12,155 {\an8}- Hey. 18 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:15,158 {\an8}Which tie makes me look like a guy who likes sofas? 19 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,035 {\an8}My agent's putting me up for a furniture commercial. 20 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,537 {\an8}- Ah. Definitely blue. 21 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:23,333 {\an8}- Totally, right? 22 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,460 {\an8}So, Big Tuna, what's up? 23 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,961 {\an8}Back in the small pond. 24 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,254 {\an8}- For now, yeah, yeah. 25 00:01:28,421 --> 00:01:30,382 {\an8}I was just spreading myself way too thin. 26 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,342 {\an8}- Thin-sliced tuna. Carpaccio. 27 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,802 {\an8}Go on. 28 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,845 {\an8}- Uh, well, it took me a while, 29 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:39,015 {\an8}but I finally realized that I can't give 100% 30 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,809 {\an8}to two things at once, you know? 31 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,269 {\an8}- Yeah. Tell me about it. 32 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,147 {\an8}I've been trying to act and manage this branch. 33 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,482 {\an8}Half the time, I don't know 34 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:50,193 {\an8}if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup. 35 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,528 {\an8}- Huh. 36 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,946 {\an8}Well, you know, you can't have everything, 37 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,281 {\an8}so you gotta ask yourself what makes you the happiest. 38 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,951 {\an8}Just go all-in for what's most important. 39 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:58,993 {\an8}That's my new thing. 40 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,836 {\an8}[Angela sighs] 41 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,969 {\an8}- Is everything okay? 42 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,847 {\an8}- No. Everything is not okay. 43 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,392 {\an8}County took my cats. 44 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:23,977 {\an8}- Wait, all of them? 45 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,312 {\an8}- Two sacks' worth. 46 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:29,774 {\an8}Apparently, my apartment complex has rules 47 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:33,862 {\an8}about how many pets are too many for a studio. 48 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:37,115 And while I was out 49 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,660 picking Phillip up from daycare, they came. 50 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,455 They came into my house. 51 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,874 - That's--that's awful, Angela. I'm so sorry. 52 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:48,585 - It's the [bleep] that lives downstairs. 53 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,004 She's this uptight, judgmental shrew. 54 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,881 You know the type. 55 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:56,051 - I've never met anyone like that. 56 00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:00,055 - And they're gone. 57 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,892 And I have no one left. 58 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:09,022 Without my cats, I am utterly and completely alone. 59 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,609 - Angela, you still have your son. 60 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,612 - [scoffs] I guess. 61 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,281 - Attention, everyone. May I have your attention? 62 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:23,703 There are four new deadly weapons in this office. 63 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,872 Basher, thrasher, crasher, 64 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,540 and-- - Smasher! 65 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,167 - Smasher? No. Where'd you get that? 66 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,251 Fireball! 67 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,252 Hya! 68 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,422 This morning, after hours of combat 69 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,757 with some of the city's best teenagers, 70 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,886 I earned my black belt in goju ryu martial arts. 71 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,137 I had to find a new dojo 72 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,348 after Sensei Ira and I parted ways. 73 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,308 My new sensei, Sensei Billy, 74 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,643 thought I had more than enough training 75 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,103 to take the test. 76 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:52,065 Turns out Sensei Ira was a bit of a shyster. 77 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,484 Sensei Billy says most students don't spend 78 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:58,238 $150,000 over 20 years to get their black belt. 79 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,118 I would like to invite you all 80 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,537 to my black belt ceremony right here in the office 81 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,497 at lunch. 82 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,624 Lunch not provided. 83 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,423 - Fireball! 84 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:17,632 - Hya! 85 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,551 [briefcase clatters] 86 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,844 That's how it's done. 87 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,345 - That's pretty good. 88 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,388 I feel safe. 89 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,106 - [whispering] Hey, Erin. Is Andy in? 90 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,193 - Oh, is Andy in? 91 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,154 Sorry, I--I thought you said "is Indian?" 92 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,281 And I was like, "is Indian what?" 93 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:42,615 [chuckles] 94 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,367 Is Indian food good? 95 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,411 Is Indian jewelry pretty? 96 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,413 Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig? 97 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:50,915 Yes to all three, by the way. 98 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,709 Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble 99 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,502 keeping track of Andy's calendar. 100 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,172 His student film audition schedule is crazy hectic 101 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,758 because the Lackawanna College Film of Fest Destiny 102 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,344 is coming up, and it's like Andy says. 103 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,678 What do you expect? 104 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,264 It's super-hecked around Film of Fest Dest. 105 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,101 I'm so glad I dumped him. 106 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,353 Yes! There's Andy. 107 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:12,604 Andy is in. 108 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:13,980 I'm a good receptionist. I know he's in. 109 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:17,108 - David Walrus in his native habitat. 110 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,318 - [laughs uncomfortably] Hey, Andy. 111 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,569 Can we go in your office and talk? 112 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:20,862 - Yeah. 113 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,031 - This isn't gonna be an easy conversation. 114 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,908 I told Andy that he was on very thin ice 115 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:27,535 when he snuck away for three months to the Caribbean. 116 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,621 Then last week, he used company money 117 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,956 to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer. 118 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:36,044 In his words, "the kind that's good for headshots." 119 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:39,089 And yesterday, he asked me to pay for cheek implants. 120 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,799 Claimed it's going to boost office morale. 121 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,384 Now, he's a good guy. 122 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,303 But honestly, at a certain point, 123 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:50,392 the ice gets too thin and you fall through. 124 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:51,685 And that is when you get fired. 125 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,314 - Andy-- 126 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,150 - I'm gonna stop you right there. 127 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,778 David, this documentary is going to air in two weeks. 128 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,780 I feel like it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 129 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,407 to pursue my dream. 130 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,702 And I finally found the courage to do it. 131 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,328 It's actually kind of heroic when I think about it. 132 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,871 - Uh-huh. But-- 133 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:14,499 - Every minute that I spend here 134 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,127 is time not spent making audition videos 135 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,587 for reality dating, cooking, or singing shows. 136 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,423 I'm not supposed to be the guy 137 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,049 who's sitting in my office all day 138 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:26,469 writing nasty comments about "American Idol" contestants. 139 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,304 I'm supposed to be the guy 140 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,182 they're writing nasty comments about. 141 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,600 I got a real shot here. 142 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:36,021 And I'll never be able to forgive myself 143 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,397 if I blew it because I was too focused 144 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,733 on my stupid paper company job. 145 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,109 No offense. 146 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,361 - So you think you've been too focused on your job? 147 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,904 - At my last headshot sitting, 148 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:47,615 I was so distracted wondering what I was missing at work 149 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,367 that I came across totally manic. 150 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,869 And I was going for zany. 151 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,164 - [chuckles] 152 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,582 So you-- 153 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,709 you want to quit Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting? 154 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,961 - Well, no, actually. 155 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:04,090 I see no reason to limit myself to just acting. 156 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:07,135 I am pursuing fame of any kind. 157 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,763 Could be singing. Could be dancing. 158 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,264 I don't--it just-- 159 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,934 I owe it to myself and my future fans. 160 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,145 - Uh, well, 161 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:21,316 I guess I can't stand in the way of a man's dream. 162 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,151 And it seems like you have the gift. 163 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,656 - Thank you, David. 164 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:29,824 - There's probably no way I can talk you 165 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,826 into staying at this point, huh? 166 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,745 - Nope. I have made up my mind. 167 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:34,788 I'm really sorry. 168 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:36,164 - Well, good luck. 169 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,291 - Hey, thank you. 170 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,751 Not gonna need it. 171 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,836 - Okay. - [chuckles] 172 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,509 [takes deep breath] 173 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,635 [chuckles] 174 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,804 - Well, that kind of worked out. 175 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,848 - I think just about anybody could be a star. 176 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,935 My postman, the night janitor here, but Andy? 177 00:07:57,060 --> 00:08:00,355 No, definitely not. Charisma black hole. 178 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,399 - Andy can't make a living as an actor. 179 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,193 He's not tough enough. 180 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,695 He should work in a bookstore 181 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,531 or be one of those men that's a nurse. 182 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,075 - Andy could make it. Who knows? 183 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,576 He could be that fool in the commercial 184 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,912 that gets spaghetti and meatballs all over himself 185 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,915 and his wife shakes her head and gets out the time. 186 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,834 They could also get somebody else. 187 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,758 - Oh. Clark. 188 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,260 I'm actually here today. 189 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:31,845 Surprise. 190 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,304 So I was wondering if maybe I could have my desk back. 191 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,848 - Right. Yeah. 192 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,391 But you know, 193 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:37,767 I've actually been working pretty hard here 194 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,060 on a daily basis, 195 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,187 so I kind of feel like I've earned this. 196 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,439 I mean, you know? - You totally have. 197 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,606 You have earned it. 198 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,609 But maybe I could be with my wife. 199 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,736 It's kind of the whole reason why I'm here. 200 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,112 - Right. 201 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,572 Well, I'm here to sell paper. 202 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,323 [knocks on desk] 203 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,575 - Burn. 204 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,076 - Wow. 205 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,913 - All right, Jim, look. 206 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,957 I just got made junior salesman, right? 207 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,375 And--and Wallace is here today. 208 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,044 And I don't want him to just think of me 209 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:07,464 as a customer service rep that sits in the annex. 210 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:08,590 I mean, you can get that, right? 211 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,175 Right? 212 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:12,093 And what do you need more face time with Wallace for? 213 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:17,098 You trying to get a-- a second second job here? 214 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,183 - It's okay. 215 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,642 You can sit in the annex. 216 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,643 - What? 217 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,188 - I'll come visit you. 218 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,317 - Okay. 219 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,235 The annex it is. 220 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,029 I'll be sitting at your desk, 221 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:31,988 if that's okay with you. 222 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,656 - It's fine with me. Have fun. 223 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,741 But be careful. 224 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,743 It is very easy to get lost 225 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,620 in Pete's beautiful, dead eyes. 226 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,792 - Everyone, little breaking news for you. 227 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,126 [chuckles] 228 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,795 Just had a little chat with David Wallace 229 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,964 and, um, I'm taking a leave of absence from Dunder Mifflin 230 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,175 forever. 231 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,968 - Can't say we didn't see it coming, 232 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,388 but it's a sad day when anybody is fired, 233 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,597 and we're so sorry, Andy. 234 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,307 - Ah, ah, ah, ah. Andy was not fired. 235 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,309 - I wasn't fired. 236 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:03,561 [chuckling] What are you talking about? 237 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:07,190 I'm fired up, yes. 238 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,485 Guys, I'm--I'm leaving to pursue my lifelong dream 239 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,570 of being famous. 240 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,031 - Oh, Andy. [all mumbling] 241 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,118 - Yeah, so I'll see you on the red carpet! 242 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,411 [all mumble] 243 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,995 - Oh, Andy. [David claps] 244 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,415 - 'Cause see, that's how it works. 245 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,251 - Andy sings beautifully. 246 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,961 And he's really good at dancing. 247 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,005 He's a good speaker. 248 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,423 But there's just something there 249 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,258 you don't want to look at. 250 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,222 - Hey, how am I doing as your desk mate, by the way? 251 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,348 You probably miss Clark. 252 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,852 - Yeah, a little bit. 253 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,812 - Oh, wow. But, um--oh, I get that-- 254 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,981 - Oh, no, no. No, it's cool. 255 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,358 - I get it. - It's cool, man. 256 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,445 I'm sure, uh, you and I will have our own thing. 257 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,739 - Yeah. Definitely. 258 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,241 Go Phillies, right? 259 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,619 You don't watch baseball. Keep forgetting that. 260 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,414 - I just think you going into this a little fast. 261 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,958 - I'm 38, Darryl. How much slower should I go? 262 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,085 - Show business is cold. 263 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,546 Let's say you get a job, which you probably won't. 264 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,090 They're not gonna cut you any slack. 265 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,551 You're meant for a job with lots and lots of slack. 266 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,303 - [chuckles] 267 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,680 All right. I get it. 268 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:25,226 The male is a funny species. 269 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,478 We don't just tell each other how we feel. 270 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,396 That's chick stuff. 271 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:32,567 So instead of saying, "Hey, Andy, I love you, man. 272 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,277 I don't want you to leave," 273 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:37,572 you say something like, 274 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,324 "Hey, Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life. 275 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,785 You're not talented." 276 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,996 Well... 277 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,748 right back at you, Darryl. 278 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:47,749 [knuckle cracks] 279 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,797 [sighs] 280 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,423 I'm gonna miss you, too. 281 00:11:58,843 --> 00:11:59,761 [Andy grunts softly] 282 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,054 - Andy's from the generation 283 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,847 that thinks they should all be famous. 284 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,182 What happened to the generation 285 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,643 that knew you shut up, did your work, 286 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,396 and died quietly from a heart attack? 287 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,107 - Could Andy make it as an entertainer? 288 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,191 I don't know. 289 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,984 You know who's really funny? 290 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:18,321 This bird in the park that can't fly right. 291 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,448 I'd pay to see him. 292 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:23,243 But I don't have to, 'cause the park is free. 293 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,457 - He would be a great guest for a barbecue or a beach party. 294 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:32,961 I don't think he could get much bigger than that, though. 295 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:36,589 - He could be a clown at kids' parties. 296 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,509 Have you seen the clowns these days? 297 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,969 They don't make me laugh 298 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,596 the way clowns did when I was a kid. 299 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,518 both: Hai! Hai! 300 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,644 - I will now perform 301 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,271 the ceremonial changing of the belts. 302 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,313 - [shouting] He will now perform 303 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,441 the ceremonial changing of the belts! 304 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,568 - It's not a large room. I think they heard me. 305 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,319 - Take my belt, master. 306 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,698 I now submit to you every part of myself. 307 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,824 - That's really okay. 308 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,201 I'm mostly focused on the belt here. 309 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,120 - Just slip it off my-- slip it off my hips. 310 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,706 - Hold it-- take a step back. 311 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,583 Take a step back. 312 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,625 [sighs] 313 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,755 Okay, okay, I can't-- 314 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,924 I can't do this if you're gonna be thrusting like that, okay? 315 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:23,553 I think we're gonna have to cut this off. 316 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,679 - He will now perform 317 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:28,099 the ceremonial cutting off of the belt. 318 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,101 He--oh. 319 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,354 - [sighs] 320 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,022 - Gah! 321 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,690 Hyah! 322 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,777 - Dwight has been practicing karate for years. 323 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,195 When we were dating, 324 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,655 I would help him with his strength training. 325 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,616 He would strap me to his chest 326 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,660 in a BabyBjorn made for fat children 327 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,623 and do lunges across the farm. 328 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,084 I felt like I was flying. 329 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,586 - There it is. [grunts] [applause] 330 00:13:56,628 --> 00:14:00,090 - Congratulations. Good job. - We did it, we did it. 331 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,299 - Okay. - I-I love you. 332 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,676 - Okay. - Thanks. 333 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,887 [clears throat] 334 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:09,683 I will now perform my final kata forms. 335 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,684 You're going to watch me, right? 336 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,769 - Yes, okay. - [clears throat] 337 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,064 [shouting] 338 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,232 Sensei, you're not watching. 339 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,442 - Yeah, I'm watching. Just do it. 340 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,445 - [shouting] 341 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,738 [exhales sharply] 342 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,161 Ho! Ha! 343 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,162 Watching? 344 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,330 - I'm watching. 345 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,000 - [grunting] Watch this part, okay? 346 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,543 Huh, gah! 347 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,669 Gah! 348 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,462 Ha! Ha! [grunts] 349 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,047 - Oh! 350 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,552 - Sensei, do you generally do house calls like this? 351 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,679 - Uh, you can just call me Billy. 352 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,764 And no. No, but Dwight insisted. 353 00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,266 He wanted to receive his black belt 354 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,351 in the place he loves most in the world. 355 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,352 - He said that? 356 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,729 [Dwight shouts] 357 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,690 He's an odd guy, isn't he? - Yes. 358 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,025 [Dwight shouts] 359 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,276 [leaves rustle] 360 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,446 Irritating? Also yes. 361 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,072 But I got to hand it to him. 362 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,741 He's one of the most tenacious 363 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,284 and determined men I've ever met. 364 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,078 - Hyah! Hah! 365 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,830 Hya! 366 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,206 [exhales sharply] 367 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,751 Ha--ah! 368 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:18,877 Uh! 369 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:19,878 [whispers] Kyah. 370 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,797 [Dwight growls softly] 371 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,302 [Dwight shouting] 372 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,766 - Oh! 373 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,435 I am so proud of you, schrooberry blue. 374 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,480 Mwah! [smooches] [both giggle] 375 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,777 - I really felt like I almost lost her. 376 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,862 And--and nothing is worth that. 377 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,030 - Well, I tell you, Jim, 378 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,531 a lot of guys in my circle? 379 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,533 They wouldn't even change their golf schedule 380 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,618 to shore up their marriage. [Jim chuckles] 381 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,912 Let alone their professional goals? 382 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,376 - Dude, there is no way that Jim is just back here 383 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,670 to "hang out" with Pam. 384 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:04,964 - [scoffs] You did not just say that. 385 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,717 You don't know Pam. She is really cool. 386 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,595 - All I'm saying is f-forget about my chair. 387 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,764 He wants the manager's chair. 388 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,349 And I thought you wanted that job. 389 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,725 - Yeah, I did. 390 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:19,062 But I made too many mistakes. 391 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,231 It's out of my reach now. 392 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,858 Besides, I think Jim would be a fine manager. 393 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,364 I'd be happy to see Jim as manager. 394 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,449 - So the reason I called you in here 395 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,701 is because Andy is moving on. 396 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,786 - Again. 397 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:35,954 - Again. [chuckles] 398 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,373 And I'm looking for a new manager. 399 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,253 And with his performance this year, 400 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:47,340 I have been considering Dwight. 401 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,218 Am I crazy? 402 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,262 - Not at all. 403 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,265 It should be Dwight. 404 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,977 - [sighs] You sure? 405 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,145 - You're going to want to invest 406 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,271 in a lot more liability insurance, 407 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,273 but, uh... - Yeah. 408 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,359 - Hey, if there's someone who loves paper more than Dwight, 409 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,361 I definitely don't want to meet that person. 410 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,780 - [chuckles] 411 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,906 [sighs] 412 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,742 - [knocks] 413 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:17,662 Andy, uh, we just wondered if we could have a word. 414 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,080 - It's now or never. 415 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,331 - Well, we just had a quick question 416 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,834 about this decision of yours. 417 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,587 You know, to leave a stable job 418 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,965 and pursue a career in the entertainment business. 419 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,342 In your late 30s, 420 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,552 with no savings to fall back on, 421 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,804 and no real connections in that business, 422 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,932 which can be competitive. 423 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,809 - Yeah, sure. What's your question? 424 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:43,229 - Oh. Our question is-- 425 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:46,024 seems dumb. 426 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,859 - Well, it's better than sticking around here 427 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,235 and half-assing it, right? 428 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,196 - Of course. 429 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:55,283 But what if you were to stay here, 430 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,452 you know, and 431 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,037 "full-ass" it? 432 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,206 - Yeah. - Um, really give it a go? 433 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,334 Be the greatest manager in the history of this branch 434 00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,877 and in that way, 435 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,754 achieve the fame and immortality that you seek? 436 00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,173 Hmm? 437 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,300 - Nah. I like my plan better. 438 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,262 - No, Andy, your plan sucks, okay? 439 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,391 Nobody is going to hire you ever. 440 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,560 You're too character-y to be a lead, 441 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:25,230 and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor. 442 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,816 - What? 443 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,359 Do you think a mama bird is excited 444 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,277 to push her little baby bird out of the nest? 445 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,071 No, of course not. 446 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:36,449 It could break a wing or get eaten by a mountain lion. 447 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:39,411 But the baby bird has to do it. 448 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,663 Otherwise, I'll never become famous. 449 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,874 - No, I don't think he can make it as an actor. 450 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,919 But he also can't make it as an employee in an office, 451 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,006 so, you know, why not go nuts with it? 452 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,883 - Oh, Andy. [scoffs] He'll be huge. 453 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,385 I've seen all his movies. 454 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,887 They're very raw, very sexual. 455 00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:00,432 All in Italian. 456 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:04,310 - He's a 38-year-old man with not much talent, 457 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:07,605 uh, no work ethic, and a high opinion of himself, 458 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,524 uh, so I don't think he should be an actor. 459 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:13,028 I think he should be in Congress. 460 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,529 Uh, but in all seriousness, 461 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:17,449 his acting career will be a failure. 462 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,617 - When you dream big, you're gonna scare some people. 463 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,203 You might even scare yourself. 464 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,205 But what's the alternative? 465 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,874 You just sit around, go to work every day, 466 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,876 get married, have a couple kids, 467 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,670 die happy? 468 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,714 What kind of life is that? 469 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,344 - Hey, are you still in charge of office supplies? 470 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,637 - Yes. Yeah. 471 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,389 - I seem to have a sticky note emergency, 472 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,350 where I grab it on the wrong end, 473 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,768 and then, this happens. 474 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,102 - Oh, boy, um-- 475 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,146 - If you could help me out, that would be-- 476 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,774 - I could give you some beginner stickies? 477 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,775 - Anything would help. Thank you. 478 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,568 - Okay. Here you go. 479 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:54,819 - Oh, also, while you're at it, 480 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,155 if you did have a salt packet, three tacks, 481 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,032 and some aspirin, that would be great. 482 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,368 Oh, wow. You have that. - Mm-hmm. 483 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,411 - Wow, that's-- - It's all yours. 484 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,497 - You come so prepared. - [chuckles] 485 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,540 - Aspirin. - [chuckles] 486 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,958 - If you want to get rid of a headache, 487 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,168 you sit on something sharp. 488 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,295 Any sensei will tell you that. 489 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,007 - Hey, congratulations on that black belt, man. 490 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,050 It's really great. 491 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,427 - Thank you. 492 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,390 So I saw you talking to Wallace earlier. 493 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,808 Is he going to offer you the manager's job? 494 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,519 - [clicks tongue] No. 495 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,312 He was maybe thinking of you for it. 496 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,314 - Yeah, right. 497 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,775 I'm afraid that ship has sailed. 498 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,236 - Wouldn't be too sure about that. 499 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,570 Just saying. 500 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,285 - [whistling] 501 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,121 - [whistling] 502 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,122 - Hello. 503 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,373 - Well, hello. 504 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,582 - Big day for you. 505 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,251 - Big day for you. - Thank you. 506 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,003 - Love the belt. - Oh, yes. 507 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,254 - You know, I don't know anything about karate, 508 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,006 but I have broken a few boards in my day. 509 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,424 - Hi-yah. - [chuckles] 510 00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,301 Diving boards at my family pool in Reading. 511 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,886 I was an obese child. 512 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,388 I never talk about that here, 513 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:06,975 but Nard Dog's outta here, so lettin' it all hang out. 514 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,351 - This is exciting. 515 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,395 You're finally gonna get to go out and flap your wings. 516 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,647 - Thank you. I appreciate that. 517 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,733 'Cause a lot of people are saying I might not make it. 518 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,234 - Oh, I doubt you'll make it. 519 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,777 Very few do who try to be a star. 520 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,030 But listen, you've saved up enough money 521 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,364 to take a couple of years off, 522 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,159 and pursue your dream and have some fun, right? 523 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:27,746 - No, I just applied for more overdraft protection. 524 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,623 - Andy, I have nothing to gain from getting you to stay 525 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,459 and everything to gain from you leaving. 526 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:33,918 But please, I have known you for years. 527 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,754 I have seen you perform. 528 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,964 Dear god, don't quit your day job. 529 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:44,929 - [Cockney accent] Nuffing is impossible to him who will try. 530 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,515 [normally] Alexander the Great, if he were Cockney. 531 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,269 - You're bad. 532 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,693 - I'm gonna make it. 533 00:21:58,777 --> 00:21:59,986 Every person who's been on "Conan" 534 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,365 has a crazy story about how they made it. 535 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,449 Every person. 536 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,452 Erin. 537 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,579 Honest Erin. Cannot tell a lie. 538 00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,040 - Oh. - We lay together. 539 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,085 That's something you can't take back. 540 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,878 - So true. 541 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,673 Is there a question, or are--what? 542 00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:20,924 - Will you tell me bluntly? 543 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,301 Do you think I'm making a terrible mistake 544 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,553 quitting my job to become an actor? 545 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,097 - Bluntly? 546 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,391 Yes. Huge mistake. 547 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,936 Andy, honestly, I think you might become homeless. 548 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,356 Or maybe even starve. 549 00:22:36,481 --> 00:22:38,400 - Thank you. 550 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:43,154 The tough thing for me is that most of my ideas, 551 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:46,449 like, ever, have been bad. 552 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,034 Is this another bad idea? 553 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:51,204 Or have I finally run out of bad ideas 554 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:54,624 and this is actually my first great idea? 555 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:57,085 I think yes. 556 00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,422 Which probably means no. 557 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,052 - You can stay on as a salesman, Andy. 558 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,180 - Thank you. 559 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,812 - [clears throat] 560 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,939 Dwight, could you come in here for a second, please? 561 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,338 - [whispers] Say it again. 562 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:44,841 - Will you be the new manager? 563 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,052 - Where? 564 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,887 - Where? - What branch? 565 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:50,305 - Here. Scranton. 566 00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:57,395 Come on. 567 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,606 Come on, Dwight. Just get up. 568 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:02,650 Let's go. It's good news. 569 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,819 - I'm sorry. 570 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:07,447 I've just waited for this moment my entire life. 571 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,865 I mean, I was interim manager once, 572 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,575 but then I shot that gun. 573 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:11,701 - What? 574 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,828 - But this isn't interim manager. 575 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:14,954 No. 576 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:20,669 It's Dwight K. Schrute... 577 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,796 manager. 578 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:23,922 - Why do you already have this? 579 00:24:24,005 --> 00:24:25,173 - In case Michael or Andy 580 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,508 ever got killed in a traffic accident 581 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:28,385 and there was a trade show on the same day. 582 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:30,929 You will not regret this decision, David. 583 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:32,472 - I know. 584 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:35,517 - [whispering] I will never, ever let you down. 585 00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,936 - I know, Dwight. 586 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:39,020 I know. 587 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:42,691 [laughs] 588 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,442 Okay. 589 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,444 Okay. All righty. 590 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,029 - [takes deep breath] - You're gonna do great. 591 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,050 - Hey. - Wow, hey. 592 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,051 - Hi. 593 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,680 [exhales] - What's up? 594 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,808 - Um, I have a question. - Okay. 595 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,269 - Oh, I had a question. 596 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,187 - Really? 597 00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,397 - I did! 598 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:23,690 - Yeah, totally, you did. 599 00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,275 - Super important. 600 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,694 - I need you to stay right here while you think about it. 601 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:28,778 - Okay. - All right? I'm gonna wait. 602 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:29,863 - All right. 603 00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,573 I did not come back here just to see you. 604 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,783 - No, I'm sure you did not. 605 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:35,410 [whispering] What was your question? 606 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,911 - I don't know, 607 00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,621 but it might take me a long time to figure it out. 608 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,206 - Well, then, I should figure out 609 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,541 things to do while I'm waiting. 610 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,251 - Exactly. 611 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:44,336 [chuckles] 612 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,217 - Hey, everybody. I changed my mind. 613 00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:52,260 Not leaving. 614 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:54,179 I'm gonna stay on in sales. 615 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:57,307 - Oh, thank god... [chuckles] 616 00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:00,018 Because sales could be your best role yet. 617 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,936 - Hey. Good choice, man. 618 00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,271 Seriously. 619 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:05,023 Don't wanna see you in a porn next year. 620 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:06,483 - Okay. 621 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,319 - Ooh, there's a great play about a salesman. 622 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,737 - "Death of a Salesman." 623 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:12,614 - I don't think so. 624 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:14,699 - Sure, "Death of a Salesman" by Arthur Miller. 625 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,534 It's a great play about crushed dreams. 626 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:20,955 - Mm, no, this one was written by SpongeBob SquarePants. 627 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:32,592 - [groans] 628 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,552 Got any hot leads? 629 00:26:38,306 --> 00:26:40,392 - See, so you just push from under, 630 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:43,603 and turn it around, and boom. 631 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,355 Now the staple crimps outward. 632 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,856 - I had no idea. 633 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,817 And here, I've been stapling the same way for 20 years 634 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,235 like a frickin' sheep. 635 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,653 - Look who's back. - I'm back. 636 00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:55,532 Oh! Hey, look. And now, it's like a double date. 637 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:56,908 - Wow. - [laughs] 638 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:59,369 - 'Cause, uh-- bop, bop. 639 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,454 Tweedle-lee-doo. - [sighs] 640 00:27:01,538 --> 00:27:04,040 Actually, maybe we should go on a double date sometime. 641 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:05,375 That'd be fun. 642 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,626 - Yeah, we should do that for real sometime. 643 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:09,295 - Well, how about Thursday? 644 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,798 - Oh, well, Thursday's tough because-- 645 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,174 - Weeknights are actually tough just because they're-- 646 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:14,342 - They are. That's true. - Just forget it. 647 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,052 [chuckles] Forget I said anything. 648 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,095 - Oh. 649 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,096 - [mouths word] 650 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:27,313 - Attention, everyone. Just a quick announcement. 651 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:29,524 Little reconfiguration to the staff. 652 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,234 Dwight Schrute-- 653 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,778 - David. 654 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,030 Can I just do one thing 655 00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,114 while you're making this announcement? 656 00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:38,074 And then, I'll never, ever do it again. 657 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:39,617 - I don't think so. - It's just one thing. 658 00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:40,577 Just let me--let me do this-- - Don't-- 659 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:41,661 Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. Come on. 660 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,038 what I was about to say is Dwight-- 661 00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:44,956 - And then I'll never do it-- [phone buzzing] 662 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,459 - What? - Oh. 663 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:48,626 I-I'm sorry, I gotta-- 664 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:49,961 this'll be a second, sorry. 665 00:27:50,086 --> 00:27:52,130 - Just straight-- send it to voice mail. 666 00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:54,549 - Yeah. 667 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:55,967 - [groans] 668 00:27:58,845 --> 00:27:59,846 Come on. 669 00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:09,105 - Then we'll get him a new set of drums. 670 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:10,398 - Oh, my god. 671 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,568 [door closes] Oh, my god. Okay. [groans] 672 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:26,456 Dwight Schrute is manager! 673 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,083 [laughs] - Oh, yeah! 674 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:31,461 Yeah! - Whoo! [laughs] 675 00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:33,713 - Brava, brava. 676 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,548 - Way to go, Dwight. - Whoo! 677 00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:39,719 - Creed Bratton is the new manager! 678 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,348 [applause] - Congrats. 679 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:44,724 - What's going on? 680 00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,643 - Dwight's the new manager. 681 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:48,019 He freaking did it. 682 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:49,938 - Congratulations, Dwight. 683 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,192 - Pam. 684 00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,902 - Congratulations, buddy. 685 00:29:00,615 --> 00:29:02,659 - Thank you, Jim. 686 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,119 - Congrats, Dwight. 687 00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,456 - Get out of Jim's seat. 688 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,000 - Wha--but I fought for this seat. 689 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,626 - You're an annex kid. 690 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:12,877 You might be bullpen. We'll see. 691 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,004 Give it a couple years. 692 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:16,047 Scram. 693 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,215 - [scoffs] 694 00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,811 - [sighs] 695 00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:31,312 It's nice to have you back. 696 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:38,611 - So... - So... 697 00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:40,697 - I wanted to offer you a new position. 698 00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,198 - Let's hear it. 699 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,784 - Assistant regional manager. 700 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:46,953 - Nope. Can't accept that job. 701 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:48,455 - [sighs] - It's not a real job. 702 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:49,789 - Jim. 703 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,499 - I'll tell you what I could accept, 704 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:54,544 is assistant to the regional manager. 705 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:57,213 That is a real job, and one I'd be proud to take. 706 00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:59,466 - Shake on it? 707 00:29:59,549 --> 00:30:01,509 [blows raspberry] Done. Way to negotiate, idiot. 708 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:05,263 [scoffs and chuckles] 709 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:06,264 - Don't get me wrong. 710 00:30:06,306 --> 00:30:09,309 I am definitely here for Pam. 711 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:12,479 But this is an awesome added bonus. 712 00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:19,152 [keyboards clicking] 713 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:41,091 - So all the numbers adding up? 714 00:30:41,216 --> 00:30:42,801 - Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but... 715 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:44,636 congratulations, Dwight. 716 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:45,845 [chuckles] - Thank you. 717 00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,139 - Ahem. Yes, congratulations. 718 00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:49,891 - Yeah. 719 00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,434 and, Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say 720 00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:54,521 congratulations. 721 00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:56,648 - This is a big day for you. 722 00:30:58,191 --> 00:31:00,443 - Hmm. 723 00:31:00,485 --> 00:31:01,903 Yes, it is. 724 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,202 Carry on. 725 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:17,293 - How did I just abandon my dream so quickly? 726 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:20,296 It's 'cause I had a fallback. That's the problem. 727 00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:23,383 When you have fallbacks, it's just easy to give up. 728 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,552 When Cortez landed in Mexico, 729 00:31:25,593 --> 00:31:27,554 only way he got his men to defeat the Aztecs 730 00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:30,223 was by burning all of his own boats 731 00:31:30,265 --> 00:31:33,685 so they could never return home. 732 00:31:33,768 --> 00:31:36,271 Huge dick move. 733 00:31:36,354 --> 00:31:40,567 But very effective. 734 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:43,278 I need to be that same kind of dick to myself. 735 00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:48,825 Everyone! [sighs] 736 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,285 Changed my mind again. 737 00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:52,454 - Which is it now? Dream or no dream? 738 00:31:52,537 --> 00:31:53,663 - Uh, dream. 739 00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:55,582 Goin' with my dream. 740 00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:57,334 Gotta go all-in. Ain't that right, Jim? 741 00:31:57,459 --> 00:31:58,752 - Oh, don't look at me, 742 00:31:58,835 --> 00:32:00,378 'cause I think you're making a terrible choice. 743 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:01,838 - All-in! 744 00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:03,548 Whoo! 745 00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:07,510 [receding footsteps] 746 00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:09,596 Toby! 747 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:12,349 Hey. I changed my mind again. 748 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:15,435 I am gonna leave Dunder Mifflin to pursue acting after all. 749 00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:16,728 - Okay, then, Andy. - Yeah. 750 00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:18,271 But here's the thing. 751 00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:19,814 I can't have good old Dunder Mifflin to fall back on, 752 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,191 or else I'll never succeed. 753 00:32:21,274 --> 00:32:22,776 Gotta burn those boats! 754 00:32:22,901 --> 00:32:24,152 So I need you to go into my file 755 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:26,363 and put down that I was fired for theft 756 00:32:26,446 --> 00:32:29,783 and/or groping wieners. 757 00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,326 - A-Andy, you know I can't do that. 758 00:32:31,409 --> 00:32:32,535 That'd be lying. 759 00:32:32,702 --> 00:32:34,079 - Seriously? 760 00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:37,082 - Yeah, I'm-- - Come on, just do it. 761 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:39,793 - I can't. - All right, fine. 762 00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:43,797 Just know that you made me do this. 763 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,007 - Oh, come on. Andy, no. 764 00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:48,259 - God, Toby, don't-- stop blocking my hand. 765 00:32:48,343 --> 00:32:49,386 - No, no. 766 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:50,679 - This is your-- you brought this on. 767 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,640 - No, no. Andy. 768 00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:55,725 - Okay, all right. Groped you good. 769 00:32:55,850 --> 00:32:56,851 Off to Hollywood! 770 00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:01,523 - [sighs] 771 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:07,070 [phone rings] 772 00:33:07,195 --> 00:33:09,239 - This is Angela. 773 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:10,156 Oh. [clears throat] 774 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,700 Hello, Miss Polodnikovski. 775 00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:14,994 Uh, how can I help you? 776 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:17,163 Did my rent check not clear? 777 00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:21,501 Because I just transferred another $25 to that account. 778 00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:23,378 So if there's a problem, it's clearly on your end. 779 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:25,922 And--oh. 780 00:33:25,964 --> 00:33:27,716 Oh. Oh, okay. 781 00:33:27,757 --> 00:33:29,342 Good. 782 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:30,301 Then, um... [clears throat] 783 00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:31,970 What is this about? 784 00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:36,224 No, no. Hey, hey. 785 00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:38,560 No, you are out of line, Miss Polodnikovski. 786 00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:40,395 No. No, you are. 787 00:33:40,478 --> 00:33:42,397 No, you are! 788 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:43,898 Evicted? Fine! 789 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:45,275 I don't want to live in that cesspool anyway! 790 00:33:45,316 --> 00:33:46,401 [cabinet bangs] 791 00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,445 Listen, I get my security deposit back. 792 00:33:48,611 --> 00:33:50,447 Yes, I do. Ye-- 793 00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:52,073 that is not fair! 794 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,659 That is not fair! Well, you know what? 795 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,703 You have so many hairs on your chin, 796 00:33:56,786 --> 00:33:58,997 the animal control should've taken you away. 797 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,915 [gasps] That is very unladylike. 798 00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:02,500 You are disgusting! 799 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:04,919 [phone slams repeatedly] 800 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:18,099 - What do you think that was about? 801 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,601 - David. 802 00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:21,227 I lost the Scranton White Pages account. 803 00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:24,230 Do you have any idea how much paper that is? 804 00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:26,024 And I'd just like to point out 805 00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:27,025 I was mad at Dwight. 806 00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:28,276 I did it out of spite. 807 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:30,653 - We put the past behind us, though, Andy. 808 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:32,614 - When have I told you I hate you and this company? 809 00:34:32,697 --> 00:34:34,282 - Enough, Andy. Enough! 810 00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:37,994 - Just stop forgiving me, David. Please? 811 00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:42,624 This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself. 812 00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:44,793 What if I took a dump on your new car? 813 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,086 - Oh, my god. 814 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:48,004 - Eleanor Roosevelt once said, 815 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:49,923 "The future belongs to those 816 00:34:50,048 --> 00:34:52,801 who believe in the beauty of their dreams." 817 00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:53,885 [bleep]. 818 00:34:54,052 --> 00:34:55,178 I think she's right. 819 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,138 I feel calm now. - Get out! 820 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:58,848 Get out! 821 00:34:58,890 --> 00:35:02,394 - I feel like for the first time in a long time, 822 00:35:02,435 --> 00:35:04,312 I'm doing the right thing. 823 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,067 - Andy. - Yeah? 824 00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:10,485 - What are you doing? 825 00:35:10,527 --> 00:35:14,114 - Uh, heavy stuff like books on the bottom 826 00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:16,116 so it won't squash my knickety-knacks on top. 827 00:35:16,199 --> 00:35:17,742 - Yeah, okay, that's not what I mean. 828 00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:19,369 [sighs] 829 00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:22,205 You don't have to leave because you said you would. 830 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:26,501 Don't let pride ruin your whole life. 831 00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:28,128 Okay? 832 00:35:28,211 --> 00:35:31,423 It's not worth it. 833 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:34,718 - Wow. [chuckling] Angela. 834 00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:36,344 What we had was great, 835 00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:38,888 and, honestly, I think about it a lot too. 836 00:35:38,972 --> 00:35:40,098 - Ugh. 837 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:42,392 - But I just-- it's in the past. 838 00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,144 And I feel like we shouldn't... - No, that's not-- 839 00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:46,563 - Rehash-- - No, none--no, stop. 840 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:49,274 It's just-- [groans] 841 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:51,401 - Exactly. - Okay. 842 00:35:51,484 --> 00:35:56,072 Well, have a good trip. 843 00:35:56,114 --> 00:35:58,783 Good luck, Andy. 844 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:00,452 - Thanks, Angela. You too. 845 00:36:00,535 --> 00:36:01,911 - Thanks. 846 00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:04,956 A-bridge a-burnt. 847 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:06,916 No turning back now. 848 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,378 Everybody, Lorelei and I 849 00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:13,173 would like to say thank you and goodbye 850 00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:14,382 the only way we know how. 851 00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:15,425 - Oh, good Lord. 852 00:36:15,550 --> 00:36:17,469 - Can't you just leave? 853 00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:18,803 - You know, Andy, you could just 854 00:36:18,928 --> 00:36:20,805 say a really nice goodbye. 855 00:36:20,889 --> 00:36:24,851 - Tuna, I'm a performer, and perform, I shall. 856 00:36:25,477 --> 00:36:28,396 [Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You" playing] 857 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:32,817 ? ? 858 00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:38,073 ? I will remember you ? 859 00:36:38,114 --> 00:36:39,824 ? ? 860 00:36:39,949 --> 00:36:45,997 ? Will you remember me? ? 861 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:49,542 ? Don't let your life ? 862 00:36:49,626 --> 00:36:52,253 ? Pass you by ? 863 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:59,052 ? And weep not for the memories ? 864 00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:02,555 ? Remember all the good times ? 865 00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:05,475 ? That we had ? 866 00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:08,228 ? I let them slip away from us ? 867 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:11,731 ? When things got bad ? 868 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:15,360 ? How clearly I first saw you ? 869 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:18,238 ? Smilin' in the sun ? 870 00:37:18,321 --> 00:37:21,533 ? Want to feel your warmth upon me ? 871 00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:24,911 ? I wanna be the one ? 872 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:27,997 ? 'Cause I will remember you ? 873 00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:30,583 - You okay? 874 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:31,918 - It's just a really nice song. 875 00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:37,215 - ? Will you remember me? ? 876 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:41,052 ? Don't let your life ? 877 00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:43,888 ? Pass you by ? 878 00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:49,936 ? And weep not for the memories ? 879 00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:53,606 ? Don't let your life ? 880 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:57,736 ? Pass you by ? 881 00:37:57,819 --> 00:38:03,491 ? And weep not for the memories ? 882 00:38:03,533 --> 00:38:05,994 ? ? 883 00:38:07,704 --> 00:38:09,706 [applause] 884 00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:11,207 - Awesome. 885 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:14,002 - [groans] - Nice! 886 00:38:14,085 --> 00:38:16,004 - [laughing] - Thanks, Meredith. 887 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:19,924 Mwah. - Who knows? 888 00:38:19,966 --> 00:38:22,135 Maybe Andy will make it. 889 00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:24,220 He's not terrible. - Yeah. 890 00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:26,222 And people worse than him make it all the time. 891 00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:27,682 Like Lil' Romeo. 892 00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:28,808 - No, he's good. 893 00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:31,019 - He was good. - [sighs] 894 00:38:37,025 --> 00:38:39,694 - [sighs] 895 00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:43,531 Good night, Kevin. - Night, Oscar. 896 00:38:57,671 --> 00:38:59,631 - Tents? 897 00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:01,633 Are you thinking of going camping? 898 00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:03,843 I thought you found nature vulgar. 899 00:39:03,885 --> 00:39:06,221 - Well, I've changed my mind. 900 00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:10,392 - [whispering] Wait a minute, Angela. 901 00:39:10,433 --> 00:39:13,103 You're not thinking of living in a tent? 902 00:39:13,269 --> 00:39:17,399 - Oh, god, would you just mind your own business? 903 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,068 - Okay, listen. I'm just gonna say this. 904 00:39:20,193 --> 00:39:21,695 You are not going to live in a tent. 905 00:39:21,778 --> 00:39:25,281 - Oh, god. 906 00:39:25,323 --> 00:39:26,658 - Come stay with me. 907 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,451 - You don't want me at your place. 908 00:39:28,493 --> 00:39:30,620 - I do. Yes. 909 00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:33,832 Not forever, but u-until you get back on your feet, 910 00:39:33,998 --> 00:39:35,834 which won't be long. 911 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,502 It's the least I can do. 912 00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:39,379 - Well... 913 00:39:43,508 --> 00:39:45,218 - Separate bathrooms. 914 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:55,812 - Thank you. 915 00:39:55,937 --> 00:39:57,313 - You're welcome. 916 00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:58,982 Let's go get Phillip. 917 00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:01,693 Then we'll get your stuff. - Okay. 918 00:40:01,776 --> 00:40:03,361 - And get the hell out of that place. 919 00:40:03,445 --> 00:40:04,571 - Okay. 920 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:07,615 - Are you allowed to have pets? 921 00:40:07,699 --> 00:40:10,201 - Oh, Angela. 922 00:40:10,243 --> 00:40:12,162 - Yesterday, I was just your average, 923 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:13,872 ordinary paper salesman 924 00:40:13,913 --> 00:40:17,334 with a farm and a bunch of pipe dreams about beet fuel. 925 00:40:17,459 --> 00:40:22,464 Today, I leave here a regional manager with a black belt. 926 00:40:22,505 --> 00:40:23,965 Ah! 927 00:40:24,090 --> 00:40:25,967 It really is amazing how your life can change 928 00:40:26,051 --> 00:40:28,053 in one day. 929 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:29,137 [sighs] 930 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:32,599 - You talk to Wade and Colin? 931 00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:33,558 - No, I just saw I missed their call. 932 00:40:33,641 --> 00:40:34,601 Why? What's up? 933 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:35,769 - We got a offer on the table. 934 00:40:35,935 --> 00:40:38,104 - What kind of offer? - A buyout. 935 00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:39,356 - What? - We're in play, baby. 936 00:40:39,397 --> 00:40:40,357 - Oh, my god. 937 00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:41,691 - We did it. - We did it! 938 00:40:41,816 --> 00:40:44,319 [laughs] - Hey, and look. 939 00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:46,237 The buyers wanna make sure it's not just a Philly play. 940 00:40:46,363 --> 00:40:48,531 - Okay. - So get this. 941 00:40:48,656 --> 00:40:52,118 They're gonna pay for us to go pitch out west. 942 00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:56,414 We talking Spurs, the Jazz, Cowboys. 943 00:40:56,539 --> 00:40:58,750 Blake Griffin, baby. 944 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:01,252 - Wow, that is... - Yeah. 945 00:41:01,419 --> 00:41:02,962 - Wow. - We did it. 946 00:41:03,129 --> 00:41:05,590 - Yeah, we did it. - [laughs] 947 00:41:05,757 --> 00:41:07,926 Hey, how long--how long do they think that's gonna take? 948 00:41:07,967 --> 00:41:10,720 - Wade said we could do the whole country in three months. 949 00:41:10,887 --> 00:41:13,890 - Oh, man. 950 00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:16,559 Yeah, I can't do it. 951 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:18,520 - Can't do what? 952 00:41:18,603 --> 00:41:20,605 - This, man. I-- 953 00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:22,816 I can't do this to Pam. 954 00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:25,026 - No, no. Jim, this is different. 955 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:28,947 This is everything. - [chuckles] I know. 956 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,490 And I-- I can't do it. 957 00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:41,793 [sighs] 958 00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:55,640 - [exhales deeply] 959 00:41:58,101 --> 00:42:01,396 So is your place all bachelor, slobby, and gross? 960 00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:03,148 - Nope, it's neat and tastefully appointed 961 00:42:03,273 --> 00:42:04,774 like most gay men's homes. 962 00:42:04,858 --> 00:42:06,776 The stereotype holds up. 963 00:42:06,943 --> 00:42:10,530 - I wouldn't know. I never lived with a gay guy. 964 00:42:10,613 --> 00:42:13,450 - Angela, you just 965 00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:14,576 were-- 966 00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:20,623 - [sobbing] I love him. 967 00:42:20,749 --> 00:42:23,543 - I know. - [sobbing] 968 00:42:23,585 --> 00:42:24,711 - I understand more than most, 969 00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:27,339 but we both have to move on. 970 00:42:27,464 --> 00:42:30,842 You--you can't--c-- 971 00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:33,595 - No, not the senator. 972 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,972 I love Dwight. 973 00:42:36,056 --> 00:42:38,516 [Angela sobbing] 974 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,768 - [softly] Hey. 975 00:42:47,275 --> 00:42:50,195 [cheerful music] 976 00:42:50,278 --> 00:42:53,281 ? ? 977 00:42:53,331 --> 00:42:57,881 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0